Meet the "Real Housewives" of Indy

Oh, Jimmy Fallon. Thank you. Thank you time and again for your many bountiful gifts to our city, whether regaling Butler University coeds with your presence or putting out a “Late Night” segment like this.

>> WATCH Fallon’s “Real Housewives of Late Night” square off with the newly crowned “Real Housewives” of Indianapolis.

(Psst. They’re Colts players! In wigs and velour track suits!)

To us, the best bit arrives early in the clip: “I wouldn’t mind finding one of those football players and showing him my Hoosiers.”

What’s your favorite line here?