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Just came home to find the squirrel I've been watching hanging from a tree limb dead with an arrow through him. Who does that in the city?!
— Corey Michael Dalton (@CoreyMDalton) October 23, 2014
The Handlebar is cool and all until you get stuck behind the damn thing in rush hour.
— Laura Kruty (@laurakruty) October 22, 2014
You are being unfollowed for posting not 1, but FIVE videos of pandering, emo, bro music. #youveallbeenwarned #Facebook
— Josh Baker (@imjoshbaker) October 13, 2014
I’m not sure my head should ever appear so close to a pumpkin. There’s an awkward Renée Zellweger before/after vibe. pic.twitter.com/1rNQycvfUx
— Paul Poteet Dot Com (@PaulPoteet) October 22, 2014
But which one’s before, and which is after, Paul? (Now about that Zellweger remark: context.)
