1. Which of these local meteorologists did Letterman introduce as “one of the best gay weathermen in the country” at a Clowes Hall event?
A. Chuck Lofton
B. Bob Gregory
C. Chris Wright
D. Randy Ollis
2. When he spoke at the opening ceremony for the Letterman Communication and Media Building in Muncie, which of the following was not one of his “Top Ten Good Things About Having Your Name on a Building”?
A. On weekends, maintenance crew lets you ride on the floor buffer.
B. Great way to show up that jerk down the street with a vanity license plate.
C. When people say Letterman is cold and empty, they might be talking about the building.
D. No more annoying pledge-drive calls because everyone assumes you’re dead.
A. The Altoona Tubs
B. The Scootch
C. The Rutabaga Manhole Cover
D. The Tinkles
B. Attending the Geneva Summit
C. Irritable bowel syndrome
D. Better things to do
A. Erasing the border between Indiana and Ohio
B. Pointing to the weather map with a fish
C. Wearing a plastic tornado hat
D. Forecasting hail the size of canned hams
A. Michael Jackson
B. John Mellencamp
C. Jim Gaffigan
D. Dorothy Mengering (Dave’s mom)
7. Which nonsensical description has the announcer not used to introduce Letterman on the Late Show?
A. And now, microscopic sea creature …
B. And now, disenfranchised French youth …
C. And now, epileptic table-saw operator …
D. And now, unlicensed daycare provider …
A. Robin Miller
B. Chris Economaki
C. Tom Carnegie
D. Derek Letterson
9. What local restaurant did Letterman’s assistant say he liked when asking our dining editor for another recommendation?
A. Bonge’s Tavern
B. Mug ’n Bun
C. Hollyhock Hill
D. St. Elmo
A. From West Tipton, Indiana, home of the people who live in West Tipton …
B. Do you know what the average student at IU got on his SAT, Paul? Drool.
C. Top Ten Perks of Winning the Indianapolis 500: 1. All the Valvoline a guy can drink.
D. One time, while living in Indiana years ago, I killed a hitchhiker.
[Answers: 1. B 2. D 3. C 4. B 5. C 6. D 7. C 8. B 9. A 10. B]