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Five Better Dances than Anthony Castonzo's

Last night’s 42–20 loss to the New England Patriots furnished us with plenty of Colts lowlights. This fourth-quarter touchdown reception from tackle Anthony Castonzo (his first career TD) provided one of the best-worst:
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Congrats, Anthony. But after some Monday-morning quarterbacking, we found five examples of (arguably) better footwork:
 
» The Geek from Sixteen Candles
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» Gene Gene the Dancing Machine from “The Gong Show”
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» Mary Katherine Gallagher from “Saturday Night Live”
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» Napoleon from Napoleon Dynamite
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» Chunk from The Goonies
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