The Indianapolis Colts upended the Denver Broncos late Sunday afternoon, and it behooves us to take note of how the simultaneous Twitter game played out.
My condolences to the people of Denver. May you find solace in your beautiful mountains, abundant marijuana, and huge supply of patchouli.
— John Green (@sportswithjohn) January 12, 2015
Colts played a magnificent game. Their offensive line and defensive backs were dominant. And Andrew Luck outplayed Peyton Manning.
— Tony Dungy (@TonyDungy) January 12, 2015
[soothing Robin Williams voice] it’s not your fault, Denver fans. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not your fault. It’s not yo
— Roy Hobbson (@royhobbson) January 12, 2015
— John Stehr (@JohnWTHR) January 12, 2015
— Mike Epps (@TheRealMikeEpps) January 12, 2015