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Philip Gulley

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Phil Gulley: Flagging Support

“There was never a war he didn’t support, though never quite enough to go himself.”

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Philip Gulley: Cabin Fever

“I’m hoping when my wife sees E.B. White’s writing cabin, she’ll realize how important the proper environment is to authors and do her part to help the cause of literature.”

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Phil Gulley: Love Letter

The next best thing to reading a hand-written letter sent to you is reading a handwritten letter sent to someone else.

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Philip Gulley: Annoyance Next Door

“Sometimes they don’t even tell me they’re moving. I walk over there one day to see them, the house is empty, and I never hear from them again.”

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Phil Gulley: Yesterday’s News

“In this polarized age, I don’t suspect a Republican or Democrat would lend the other a hand, let alone a printing press. But it was different back then, before talk radio gave the least stable among us a microphone.”

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Philip Gulley: Best in Class

Everyone should be a teacher for one year to know what ingratitude feels like.

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Phil Gulley: Germ Warfare

We could save ourselves a lot of trouble if we sent children outside barefoot, in a field of clover, while eating a PB&J, like parents did when I was a runt.

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Phil Gulley: Without a Hitch

“While I’m clearing the air, I’ll add that their gay marriage harmed my traditional marriage exactly zero percent.”

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Phil Gulley: Dead Wrong

I’ve buried quite a few stinkers these past 31 years, but you would never have known it from their funerals.

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Phil Gulley: Ill at Ease

So far, the only downside to diabetes is not being able to eat Cinnabons at the airport.

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Phil Gulley: Age-Old Problem

My biggest worry about retirement isn’t how I’ll pay for it, but whether I should even do it. We’ve all heard stories about guys who retired and five minutes later dropped dead.

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Phil Gulley: Beyond Belief

Some people shouldn’t take up religion, and you know the kind of people I mean—folks who are a few biscuits short of a breakfast.

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Phil Gulley: The Girl Next Door

As I write this, my wife and I are expecting our first grandchild, Madeline. The level of excitement, as you can imagine, is high.

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Phil Gulley: Strong Foundation

Sometimes you have to live in a house for a while before she trusts you enough to reveal her secrets.

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Late Models: Phil Gulley Reminisces About His Rides

Perfectly decent human beings, like me for instance, are made to feel like losers for driving a 1999 Toyota Corolla.

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