Opinion & Columns

“It was a tough year. A perfect storm.”

One of the many who have lost their lives to COVID-19, my friend Dawn deserved better.

I wish I could say I was excited for the movement that seems to have pushed this city to finally act. I’m not.

“We’re a bit busy scooping poop and mopping pee every day.”

Anniversaries may be an odd occasion to celebrate, but any reason to spend time with my wife is a good one.

I have a long to-do list, and getting started on it is probably on there.

I've been to the mountaintop—and have every intention of going there again.

“If a man or woman, at the end of their long and difficult day, wants to smoke a joint and relax, that does not impinge upon my happiness in the least.”

I was willing to do whatever it took. But thanks to Indiana lawmakers and insurance companies, giving birth was the easy part.

An oral history of the funniest guy ever to call Indy home.