The Replay: Robert Kraft, the Pacers, and Peyton Manning

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Every Friday, we post up The Replay, our weekly look at sports. It’s mostly fouls and airballs.

 

Beating a Dead Horse

Patriots owner Robert Kraft—basically Donald Trump without the dignity—took a not-so-subtle shot at the Colts during a speech honoring Willie McGinest, who was inducted into the Patriots’ Hall of Fame on Thursday. “There’s nothing more satisfying than saddling the Indianapolis Colts with a loss, something the Patriots did 16 times in Willie McGinest’s career,” said Kraft. Saddle. Colts. Get it?

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No, seriously, give it up for Bob Kraft. Bob Kraft, everyone.

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Who Are You Wearing?

The Pacers promised a new look this season, and after starting the season 0-2 appear to be modeling from the Colts Collection™. That’s cool—just stay away from the fake punts and trick plays, please.

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Sterling’s Gold

Sports talk show host and man-of-his-word Kent Sterling made good on a bet and showed his true colors. Turns out, he’s a summer. Who wore it best? Sterling or George Hill or human Applebee’s Dumpster Guy Fieri?

 

Now Read This

Occasional IM contributor Matt Gonzales has a great piece up on Punchnel’s about who the Colts need to turn things around: Peyton Manning. “We need a GM who sees the whole field,” argues Gonzales.

 

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