Christmas

“Their disappearance is inevitable. And nobody is coming along to snap my money back into existence, either.”

“I’m tired of trekking out to the Speedway to see the lights, but not the same lights we saw at Newfields. Different lights. Different nights. Same idea.”

“Charley has only one set of Case kitchen knives, so I might have to buy them before the 23rd to make sure no one else snatches them up. Otherwise, my wife will be getting a garden hose.”

Some packages benefit from a seasonal sprucing-up.

Unlike most jigsaw puzzles, the final product is designed to be displayed, not boxed right back up.

First step: Nail the name. All together: Krist-kindle-markt.

“So the reindeers want carrots and you want Pepsi and pasta for Christmas this year. Great choice!”

The most controversial display might surprise you.

Via @notthatjohnking: “Attention All Local Business Owners: You do not have to put your kid in your TV commercial.”

Autumn isn’t the only time it shines. Nashville proves equally enchanting when strewn with twinkling white lights.

Take in one of the weirdest holiday traditions around.

If the piano popster himself looks dashing in the snow, his songs sound it.

“We were treading into unfamiliar territory, a rundown part of the city where even the most beautiful of white snow couldn’t disguise the gloom and desolation of the abandoned buildings.”

The songstress revealed various realms of her range, both musical and stylistic, and, at one point, took the theater to church.

Kids can see a modern Christmas classic for free—if they get ready for bed early.