The Five Stages of The Middle-Aged Turkey Bowl
Wise men would stop right after The Warmup, of course. We are not that.
At some point in the last 30 years, it became A Thing to encourage uncoordinated, uninterested 5-year-olds to play organized basketball. I’m here to tell you that this is the dumbest, most helicopter-parent-y, most garbage idea to emerge in that same 30-year timeframe.