Gary Brackett may be in soul-food heaven since retiring from the Indianapolis Colts organization, but he still brings it each week, this time tackling the Colts’ poor … tackling.
You got to be kidding me. Wrap up and bring your legs.. Smh
— Theta Network (@GaryBrackett58) November 30, 2014
One thing Twitter is good for: Pausing to consider some of life’s mundane idiosyncrasies.
The guy that named battery sizes was drunk. "Alright, here we go. Let's start with AAA, then AA, now C and D. Oh and 9 volt. Beer me."
— Peter Dunn (@PeteThePlanner) November 29, 2014
The Circle of Lights tells the tale for the 52nd time: The holiday season is officially here.
Before & After of the tree lighting downtown! ! pic.twitter.com/aKvuXHwJ2B
— Matt McCutcheon (he/him) (@matt_mccutcheon) November 29, 2014
And is it just us, or does Indianapolis mayor Greg Ballard look like he could be Gotham’s own? That hat: straight-up Dick Tracy style (in the best way).
— Mayor Greg Ballard (@MayorBallard) November 29, 2014
Our local weathercasters have a way of putting things in (a sometimes-bleak) perspective:
— Sean Ash (@SeanAshWX) November 27, 2014
Ever wonder how holidays go in the House of Manning? This looks about right:
Thanksgiving at the Manning household | pic.twitter.com/jrAjt8RDoG
— Fanly Gridiron 🏈 (@FanlyGridiron) November 27, 2014
As always, we’re closing out this installment of Tweets of the Week out with national “news.” This time, a two-parter—and as it turns out, the tweets are related, really.
Our image of evil space aliens surely derives from a fear that they will treat us just as we treat one another.
— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) November 21, 2014