Unspoken Rules of the Palladium

Jeans at the Palladium? Yes. Opera gowns, no.
Jaguars and Land Rovers get free valet parking. Thank Tom Wood.
But there oughta be a law against backing into parking spaces in the garage. Oh, wait, there is.
The west entrance is the fastest route to Will Call.
Book early for Michael Feinstein or Tony Bennett.
Floor seats: 20 inches. Box seats: 22 inches.
The box-tier level has the shortest bathroom lines.
Autograph-hounds, proceed to the security entrance near the box office.
Thanks to reverb off the back wall, some people prefer a seat in the rear during a rock or symphony concert.
There is no noise from the air conditioning or lighting equipment, and there shouldn’t be any from your phone, either.
Pre-show dinner at Divvy, post-show martinis at Matt the Miller’s Tavern.