Tweets of the Week: Halloween Edition

A sampling of this week’s top tweets citywide: the witty, the pithy, and the downright timely.
Happy Halloweekend to all. Let’s get right to it:



Befuddled by the above? Here’s some context.


Pizzology gets quasi-philosophical on us:


(By the by, Sports Illustrated declared Indiana one of five least watchable NBA teams this season.)
This week is a testament to that.

^ Hey, aim high!