Tweets of the Week: Colts Opener Edition

Andrew Luck and the Indianapolis Colts stumbled through the season opener at Buffalo in a 27-14 loss. Buffalo Bills quarterback Tyrod Taylor, in his first NFL start, built a 24-0 lead, while Rex Ryan’s defense did the rest, holding Andrew Luck and the Colts high-flying offense to just 14 points. Fans and foes took to Twitter to air out their wittiest tweets.

 

https://twitter.com/Schultz975/status/643106734190538752

Enjoyable is one way to put it, Derek.

Brady is watching the colts ha ha be afraid @Colts be very afraid. #patsnation #TB12 pic.twitter.com/lnhhfcJSCY

— Lene (@PatsGirl86) September 13, 2015

Of course Tom Brady was wearing Ugg slippers.

Except Vinatieri's kicks #Colts https://t.co/8c4Vv1qfET

— Megan Fernandez (@MeganFernandez7) September 13, 2015

Even Adam Vinatieri was off.

I would love to hear what's said in the Colts locker room at HF. Guess I could contact the Patriots to get the audio feed.

— Scott Bridge (@ScoBridge) September 13, 2015

 

If it keeps going like this in Buffalo, the Colts won't even want to hang a participation banner for this game.

— Chad Finn (@GlobeChadFinn) September 13, 2015

 

Here is a live look-in on the #Colts offense… pic.twitter.com/iurMpZJQEY

— Stadium (@Stadium) September 13, 2015

 

Recap of the Colts game now. pic.twitter.com/4a9nT5yCCZ

— The Heavyweights Podcast (@HeavyweightsPod) September 13, 2015

 

Colts fans right now: pic.twitter.com/guA0Q4MIlC

— Josh Wilson (@JoshWilsonSB) September 13, 2015

“R2 says the chances of survival are 725 … to one.”

https://twitter.com/MatthewFairburn/status/643147493237235712

Hey, how about those Fighting Irish though!

Colts fans to Phillip Dorsett pic.twitter.com/1oRjHqaaxD

— Joe Buscaglia (@JoeBuscaglia) September 13, 2015

“Shame. Shame. Shame.”

https://twitter.com/AndrewLucksHead/status/643399499642224640

 

Allow me to offer the following calming thought to panicked Colts fans:
AFC South

— Jake Query (@jakequery) September 13, 2015

Great point, Jake. One exception – Marcus Mariota.

Rough day for the colts.. Looks like this team will need more time to Gel.. A lot of rookies paying..

— Theta Network (@GaryBrackett58) September 13, 2015

 

We do know one thing, though. The Colts aren't going undefeated this season.

— Heather Lloyd (@ByHeatherLloyd) September 13, 2015

2009. Week 16. Rex Ryan’s Jets. Enough said.

 

BONUS: Thursday Night Football Tweet

https://twitter.com/PFTCommenter/status/642170564430331904