Opinion & Columns

As a hypochondriac, I make the most of my maladies, describing them to all who listen.

My lifelong pal, Joe Saddler, saved me from going to hell—and so much more.

I have a long to-do list, and getting started on it is probably on there.

Our political incumbents are about as legitimate as my claim to be a Republican.

It's canoeing season in Indiana, but not for Philip Gulley.

Despite Phil Gulley's contempt for royalty, he thinks the governor should be overthrown by a queen, preferably a Black one.

People should stay close to home where they belong, particularly when those people are my kids.

Global warming is real, but maybe Florida’s loss will be our gain.

Pastoral life has a reputation for being relaxing, but the cold truth is: It’s a lot of work.

Even in a small town like Danville, there’s room for civility between the two Americas.